Real Teeth?

So today after all of the kids had left and filed out of the room for specialties a student was staying after to call her mom and see if she could bring some shorts for her to wear for P.E. since we are dancing and her pants are quite tight. After she calls her mom she looks at me all nervous and says, "Mrs. Jones? Can i ask you a question and do you promise not to get mad at me?" My mind starts racing and wondering what she could be asking. "ummmm Sure!" i say. Nervously she starts to speak, "well... your teeth are always really white and so i was just wondering if they are real or are they fake?" It took all i had in me not to bust out laughing as hard as i could. "No, they're real!" i said. She kind of just said "oh... .okay." "It's because i brush them lots!" i said to her.

I love my job!